I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
my favorite post of
this has got to be fake I mean there’s a kitty right there
and NO ONE is paying attention to it
tornadoes are amazing like wow they blow me away
Aren’t they just a whirl of fun?
this is gonna wind up being a pun post isnt it
these tornado puns are going to take tumblr by storm
they can really twist you up
Hail this post
came for the tornado puns
Got this Behringer V-amp today. Can’t wait to try it out!
I’ve got the exact same model! Great and versatile little creature for its pricetag, but as with all Behringer equipment the quality isn’t entirely fantastic
There! All done!
UV LED lights work like a charm on the mirror pickguard.
Made from basswood and rosewood. Single coil pick-ups by guitarfetish. Strings by DR. Nicknamed the Padawan, because it’s my first and I’m still learning ;) p.s. Steve Vai swirl made with blue, yellow, green and gold. Also mother-of-pearl dust is used.
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
please use only designated types of different
every time i wear a fandom shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff
everytime i see someone in a fandom hirt i just awkwardly stare at their chest and hope we make a telepathic connection
we need like a hand sign that doesnt require us to talk
great minds think alike but rarely dare to speak up
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
whenever I see someone commenting in all hashtags I like to imagine them having the most annoying voice and speech mannerisms
My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”