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lumoslouis:

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amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 


goddamnit australia is there nothing in your country that isn’t actively out to kill everyone

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

goddamnit australia is there nothing in your country that isn’t actively out to kill everyone

fuckyeahbassguitars:

My babies (left to right):
Metallic red Yamaha RBX375Black MusicMan Bongo 5 HSAdonis p-bass
the photo really doesn’t do the Adonis’s colour justice, unfortunately. It’s more aqua-ish than actual blue. I made a hole in the pickguard because I think it’s a real waste to hide that beautiful body :)That is one hell of a collection you got there robicide! How did you manage to cut out the pickguard so neatly? 

With a saw, sanding paper and a hell of a lot of patience, haha

fuckyeahbassguitars:

My babies (left to right):

Metallic red Yamaha RBX375
Black MusicMan Bongo 5 HS
Adonis p-bass

the photo really doesn’t do the Adonis’s colour justice, unfortunately. It’s more aqua-ish than actual blue. I made a hole in the pickguard because I think it’s a real waste to hide that beautiful body :)

That is one hell of a collection you got there ! How did you manage to cut out the pickguard so neatly? 

With a saw, sanding paper and a hell of a lot of patience, haha

blacksystem:

 John Myung
Myung more like myhero

Myung more like myhero

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

cybergata:

© LYCS architecture  Cat Table designed to keep your cat off you keyboard.  Via TreeHugger

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

if it does he’s evidently not cheating, he’d have no time for wifi otherwise

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

if it does he’s evidently not cheating, he’d have no time for wifi otherwise

I have this! It was a gift from my girlfriend, who is evidently the greatest soul alive

chicagno:

sallutemymindlessswag:

Whether you like him or not, you know whose hand this is lol.

chicagno:

sallutemymindlessswag:

Whether you like him or not, you know whose hand this is lol.

fuckyeahbassguitars:

senpaiassly:

reaping-death:

ignacylukasiewicz:

Work for Warwick & Framus
2014

*dribbles*

I think I just nutted my pants

Porn.

saw this in one of those “engrish signs gone wrong” blogs and I thought this one was absolutely, beautifully poetic

saw this in one of those “engrish signs gone wrong” blogs and I thought this one was absolutely, beautifully poetic

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

maggotmaster:

spaceexp:

The ESA’s new antenna testing facility, designed to emulate the silence of space for testing satellite antennas

i refuse to play this fucking bullshit megaman level

maggotmaster:

spaceexp:

The ESA’s new antenna testing facility, designed to emulate the silence of space for testing satellite antennas

i refuse to play this fucking bullshit megaman level