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cecstrong:

blackoutofgretely:

cecstrong:

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off

fuck-yeah-feminist:

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today.”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today.”
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

Wonderful also that they noted she’s married and has kids…"IT’S OK GUYS THERE’S A MAN INVOLVED."


no but it’s relevant hereit is because she is a mother that she has the qualifications to lead the bunch of children that is the bbc

fuck-yeah-feminist:

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today.”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today.”

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

Wonderful also that they noted she’s married and has kids…
"IT’S OK GUYS THERE’S A MAN INVOLVED."

no but it’s relevant here

it is because she is a mother that she has the qualifications to lead the bunch of children that is the bbc

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

liliesandthorns:

lookwhatihavefound:


Death Wish Coffee ($20)

Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans and even in a 2 oz sample size if you’re skeptical and get ready to speak at an alarming speed.


I should get some ^ for my Monday mornings.

i want it

amazon review:
268 of 286 people found the following review helpful
MY BLOOD IS CAFFINATED
By A. Smith on November 13, 2013

Verified Purchase
I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE


do want

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

liliesandthorns:

lookwhatihavefound:

Death Wish Coffee ($20)

Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans and even in a 2 oz sample size if you’re skeptical and get ready to speak at an alarming speed.

I should get some ^ for my Monday mornings.

i want it

amazon review:

268 of 286 people found the following review helpful By A. Smith on November 13, 2013
Verified Purchase
I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE

do want

You know I’m all about that bass, ‘bout that bass, no treble

You know I’m all about that bass, ‘bout that bass, no treble

sandandglass:

Not even John McCain has time for their shit. 

if mccain is calling you out on bullshit bigotry it really is time to reconsider some of your choices in life

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

no it is perpetually rocking the bitchingest soul patch in the history of bitchin things

damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

and this is what is so fundamentally wrong with US healthcare, self diagnosis is dangerous. There’s a reason medical education takes forever. Not being able to afford healthcare should not be a thing, America
makuta-tobi:

GUYS NEW MEGAS

makuta-tobi:

GUYS NEW MEGAS

itsdangeroustogoalone-takeme:

kingagdarofarendelle:

beilschmidtballs:

scribble-shy:

sixpenceee:

Iceberg Pleneau Bay, Antarctica

The entrance to the North Pole

More like entrance to the Water Tribe

The Northern Water Tribe, that is.

Antarctica is on the South Pole…

wow

itsdangeroustogoalone-takeme:

kingagdarofarendelle:

beilschmidtballs:

scribble-shy:

sixpenceee:

Iceberg Pleneau Bay, Antarctica

The entrance to the North Pole

More like entrance to the Water Tribe

The Northern Water Tribe, that is.

Antarctica is on the South Pole…

wow

sooooo I just started taking dextro-amphetamine to treat my ADD and it feels like I gotta do all of the things and wow I feel weird

neil-gaiman:

derych:

brucefuckingbanner:

mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

Relevant to tumblr.

Relevant to existence.

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.

spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

yet more kimpossible standards of beauty for women

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES


also please don’t call him a little bitch, it’s very insulting to compare female dogs to that pile of whining dung

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

also please don’t call him a little bitch, it’s very insulting to compare female dogs to that pile of whining dung